Namco X Capcom Dialog Translation Mark Neidengard (mneideng at ugcs dot caltech dot edu) Version 1.0 PROLOGUE: Ten years ago in Shibuya, Tokyo, a battle raged between two rival organizations. One organization sought to open gateways, known as "Quakes", between this world and another. The other strove to end this "Project", which would plunge the world into chaos. The ferocity of the battle inside Shibuya, which had been completely sealed off, knew no bounds. But at length, the fighting ceased... ...thanks to the actions of the "Shinra" organization, special agents answering directly to the government, in preventing the Quakes from occurring. Shinra - a organization devoted since ancient times to combating evil spirits, ogres, tengu - all things which threaten the world. Few know of its existence, and fewer still of the ongoing battles that rage in the darkness to this very day. ...For people do not believe that the world they inhabit is not unique. People do not sense the footsteps of non-people creeping into this world. And people do not realize what will happen when worlds kept completely apart come together. Confirmation of intersections with the other worlds began with the Incident, a decade past. The so-called "Quakes" have slowly progressed throughout the world. The battle had not ended at all. And now, in the year 20XX in Shibuya, Tokyo... ...a town completely cut off by the Quakes, a designated Isolation City, what happened ten years ago is happening again. It is in this city the story begins anew. [PROLOGUE 1: ARISU IN THE CITY OF QUAKES] {20XX - Roppongi} ...Right, acknowledged. Heading to Shibuya at once. We'll need the usual arrangements... Okay, thanks. Let's go, Xiaomu. We're headed to Shibuya. Geez, another dispatch? And to Shibuya... another Quake? The usual. Yeah, not a damn thing's changed since "that" day. Shibuya then too, right? And the place's _still_ an Isolation City. ... Ten years already, huh? That must be why you're so big and strong. I seem to remember you as a lot more adorable back then. Like this is any time for reminiscing. And not like it's any of your business. Besides, when "that" happened, I was... C'mon now, get that look off your face. Ten years... all that's in the past. Right. I'm too old to be sentimental, huh? Anyways, we've got a lot to do today. After we check out Shibuya, we're supposed to rendezvous with the agent from America's Unified Strategic Forces. Say what?! What's our group doing teaming up with _them_? Besides, what's a Chicken-Fried Paraplegic Force anyway? America's "Unified Strategic Forces" - U.S. STRATCOM. The name ain't the problem... Lemme point out that our Shinra forces officially don't exist. So how come we're so popular lately? That's the brass' orders. The reason we never went front and center is because They kept hiding backstage too. But now They're getting frisky on a global scale. With confirmed sightings popping up worldwide... Geez, you don't gotta spell out every last word. I got ya. Now's not the time for us to be lurking in the shadows either, right? If you got that through your skull, then don't complain. Let's go. We'll be late for the meet up. ....Hasn't our crew heard of workers' rights? Maybe I should go on strike. You're welcome to, but you'll just be lowering your own salary. Heh heh. Unlike a certain youngster I know who doesn't plan ahead, _I_ happen to have a little nest egg stashed away. I haven't been in the biz this long for nothing. How felicitous. And if you mean the money stashed under your bed, I already snagged it. S-s-say WHAT?!? Try to come up with a better hiding place, why don'tcha. You some middle schooler or something? Leave it alone! You got any idea how much was in there?! I'll give it back once this job's over. Otherwise there's no telling how quickly you'll slack off. Or better yet, maybe I'll just give it back bit by bit every time we finish a job? Quit treating people like some seal or sea lion or something. No respect for elders in kids these days... Try moving your body instead of your mouth. Let's go. {Distant Future - Aboard the Freighter Elza} KOS-MOS, how do you feel? No abnormalities within my main frame itself, Shion. True, but lately... we've detected a faint amount of noise in your visual systems. That has no effect on my autonomous motion capability as such. Well... that's true... You worry too much, Chief. I mean, think about all the space-time distortions going on lately. Maybe KOS-MOS has days like that too. Uh, Allen? You _do_ realize that this little one here has all kinds of black boxes we haven't figured out yet, right? It's not good to just file everything under "unexplained" and go home. W-well, that's true... Um, is KOS-MOS feeling sick? Well, that's what the data says. She'd never say so herself. Guess there's no choice but to "dive" and find out what's what. C'mon, Chief, there's no need to do that here. First of all, there's no way to record high-res data aboard this freighter. Can't we wait until we reach Miltia 2? I'm going to dive. Chiiief... "Dive"... as in Encephalon Dive? You mean directly approaching KOS-MOS' consciousness? That's right, Momo. Where better to find out about a horse but from the horse's mouth? Yeah, but why does it have to be _here_? I'm starting Interconnection. Allen, handle Backup, okay? *sigh* Okay. KOS-MOS, I'm going to need you to go to sleep for a while. I'll see you inside the Encephalon. Acknowledged. Good night, Shion. That's my girl. Good night, KOS-MOS. {20XX A.D., Shibuya, Japan} Hold it! ... You understand what I'm saying, don't you? This town was designated an "Isolation City" just the other day. Civilians are forbidden to enter. ... Besides, I know perfectly well you're agents from the "syndicate"... The syndicate supposedly destroyed a long time ago: the "Secret Shadowloo Society"! You're going to tell me... what happened to that man - to Vega! ... You have been determined to be an obstacle to our mission. Recommend immediate elimination. Concur. She does not concern us. Do not forget our mission. Our target is the Japanese government's Shinra organization. Do not let anything else obscure your vision. Let's go. Yes sir! Sir! Hey! HOLD IT! (First Shibuya gets made an "Isolation City". Then this uproar over "monster sightings". And now Shadowloo...) (What's the connection? Something big is starting... but what?) {Material World - Intersection in Shibuya} A totally deserted city, huh? Quite a sight. I bet there's no lines at the clothing stores. Not very eloquent, are you? For starters, none of these shops are open. Plus, how can you think about shopping at a time like this? Now that you mention it, something's not right. Damn straight, there's sorcery in the air. I'm pretty sure They're about to strike. Strong, but predictable. Well, if They _do_ strike they'll get their asses whupped. Oh, and here they are! Scythe-Weasels, huh? Talk about your puny monsters. These bozos aren't worth me breaking a sweat. Reiji, move your ass and wreck 'em. What the hell? Look, I haven't had breakfast yet, see? I'll be grabbing a snack at that restaurant over there, so just come and find me when you're done. Shit, perfect timing. Yo, Xiaomu! Well, be seeing you. And here I was planning on giving back a little of that nest egg once we were done... But if you don't wanna fight, I guess there's no help for it. I'll just have to handle these guys myself. Well, what're we waiting for! You're right as rain with me on the job! Is she easy or what? Something about this town feels wrong. Let's get this over with and get back to the investigation. I swear, this happens every time a Quake goes off. Don't these guys ever get bored? Well, this _is_ getting pretty repetitive... It's like a game of Whack-A-Mole or something. Maybe, but we've got to keep whacking for now. Let's do it! Well, that's about the size of it. Okay Reiji, hand over my nest egg! Quit acting like you fought those guys on your own. Look, I'll give it back once we get back to HQ. Hold it. Hmm? What a surprise, you don't want it back? Not _that_ "hold it"! I don't get it. ...Huh? Finally figured it out huh? Give the man a cigar. I thought you were the one feeling something wrong around here? Yeah. ...Something different than when They appear. But what? Shit, reinforcements. But... Was that a Quake just now? It was nothing like what HQ said... Plus, I've never seen these things before. Where's your manners? Go say hi to the newcomers. Looks like they're the ones with bad manners. In which case I'll greet them... with this! [when you first fight a Gnosis] What the-?! The bullet went right through! Meaning this is a spiritual type without a physical body. Yo, Reiji! Quit using the cheap-ass ammo! Hey, unlike a certain someone I know _I_ don't pull crap like that. I'm already loaded with Anti-Spirit rounds. And what's this... weird feeling like they're not really here? Are they some new breed the Quake spawned?! And if we can't touch 'em... Lemme point out that they're still leaving nice big footprints in the pavement. Meaning we _can_ touch them. Xiaomu, if worst comes to worst we may have to pull out. God, this is so pathetic! I don't remember raising some weakling these last ten years! Shut up. You're walking a bit too loudly. For starters, don't you think I'd have pulled out already if I could? What?! Don't tell me there's another Quake?! [Shion and the others appear] Uhh.... where am I? Shion, are you injured? I'm fine. Besides, this is the inside of your Encephalon. The expression "injured" pertains to physical damage to the body, and under the circumstances... U-um, Shion... W-what the-? Momo?! What're you doing in KOS-MOS's Encephalon?! They're not monsters... are they civilians? Hmm... a glasses-girl, a blank-face, and a Lolita. That's one motley crew there. Hey, Shibuya's completely off limits! What're you doing here?! Huh? HUH?! H-hey, KOS-MOS! This is not an imaginary world, but the real world. What's that supposed to mean? I believe my preceding analysis of the present situation is appropriate. Never mind that! S-so, where are we? That... is a very good question. What the heck're they arguing about. Hey! Gnosis! But how?! Hmm, what's that? "I can't stand it anymore"... Wait, can you understand that?! Well, that was kinda the nuance... Yeah, whatever! Look, it's dangerous here! Evacuate now! This can't be! We're inside the Encephalon...! Look, I can't understand a word you're saying! Normal attacks don't work on these things! I can't protect you! So get your civilian ass out of here! Your concern is appreciated. Shion, I am activating the Hilbert Effect. What? Wait, KOS-MOS! It's too dangerous if we don't know what's going on! I judge the current situation to be more dangerous. Shion, those people'll be in danger too if we don't do something. ... (What they heck're they babbling about over there?) Um... "I won't hold back any longer". KOS-MOS, activate Hilbert! Acknowledged. Initiating Hilbert Effect. W-what the heck?! Oo! The whole see-through thing stopped! Was that an... attack? No, it wasn't, um... it's a system designed to interfere with imaginary dimensions. What? Imaginary... dimensions? More accurately, a device which generates a finite perceptual sphere. By enlarging the zone within which interference with imaginary space is possible, it allows the Gnosis to be approached... Okay, so we use the gobbledygook gadget to attack the gobbledygook bad guys? KOS-MOS, be quiet a moment! You can touch them physically now! So...! Whoa, that's pretty cool if it's true. So, just who are you people anyway? It's pretty clear you've got something to do with these monsters. ...Yes... How felicitous. We're mopping up this mess first! And then you're going to explain just what the hell is going on around here. [some leotard-clad women show up] What the? ... ... Target sighted. Not _more_ civilians wandering in! And check out the cameltoe - they some kinda escorts or what? Nope. That's not the posture of amateurs. Visual on target - 98% correlation with sample data. Target confirmed. Shinra agent Arisu Reiji - just like the reports said. Who's the little one next to him? 100% correlation with sample data. Confirmed as Xiaomu the Mystic Fox. Then, begin the operation. I'll head to HQ and meet up with Him. Detain the two Shinra agents in this city, and sample their data. Special energy detected. What about the numerous entities not in the sample data? Eliminate them at your discretion. Yes sir. Beginning sampling. Proceeding with battle formation one. Yes sir. Switching modes to battle support. Oh man, one of the high-leg chicks just ran off. I didn't catch all that, but it sounded like they were talking about us. They appear to be seeking information on "Arisu Reiji" and "Xiaomu the Mystic Fox"... ...agents of the group or organization known as "Shinra". From the use of the word "detain", they appear to have some additional motive. Yow! That's some ears you got! But anyway, "mystic fox", huh? And just how'd these girls know my secret identity? (And the name "Shinra" too? ..What's going on here?) T-the scary ladies are coming this way! What? What?! Great, they're from some enemy syndicate. Think of everyone besides us as the enemy! We're dead meat otherwise! [now enters someone in Chinese garb] Hold it! ... ... NOW what?! It never rains, but it pours, right? Hey, you people! This place's a designated Isolation City! What're you doing here?! That's my line! Who the heck're they? And who're you? The name's Chunli. ICPO's special investigator for Shadowloo. Shadowloo? Did you just say 'Shadowloo'?! Intruder determined to be an obstacle to the mission. Eliminate immediately. Concur. Eliminate target. I get it now - the Secret Shadowloo Society. These must be some of their fortified warriors. Why would the late Shadowloo want to target us? The targets are clearly malicious. I believe an attack is warranted. Wow, this girl's pretty firm for someone who doesn't know what's going on. Well that monster sure fits the profile for an Isolation City. And now I get to stop it. [Chunli fights Yuuni] Target identified. Data match for ICPO Shadowloo investigator Chunli. ... According to absolute elimination orders, commencing combat. "Absolute elimination"... looks like they marked me. But it won't be that easy! [Xenosaga crew confronts the Gnosis] No matter how hard I squint, they're obviously Gnosis. They're Goblin types. We've got to fight them. Ready, Momo? Yes! I'll do my best! [Chunli fights Yuuri] Target is detective Chunli, assigned to ICPO. Looks like I can forgo the introductions. Vega... I thought Vega died back then! Target - eliminate. Fine. You'll talk plenty after I kick your ass. [Shinra folks tangle with the Gnosis] Ever seen anything like that before, Xiaomu? Nope. But from what I can tell, it ain't from the East. You sure it ain't from space? What are you, retarded? (S-she might be a lot smarter than she looks...) [Yuuni gets her spandex-sheathed ass kicked] Extensive damage, remaining LP 0.55. 180 seconds until recovery. Execution difficulties. Sampling halted at 52%. Retreating with Yuuri. Hey, wait! Yo, don't try to chase them! I don't have a choice! Yo!! My, isn't someone in a hurry. And here I was hoping she'd give us a bit of info... Looks like that does it. Yeah, and _this_ time that weird feeling's gone. One kilometer radius surveillance complete. No trace of Gnosis or life forms. If that's true, that's pretty felicitous... Fel...icitous? Accessing database. "Something extremely good". "Something satisfying." Apparently archaic. What's that girl been babbling about all this time? Whoa... I think that girl's _mechanical_. I see, so that's how she could hear the Shadowloo girls talking. Mechanical? You mean she's a robot? Um... I've got a ton of things to ask you, but that expression of yours looks like you've got no clue what's going on either. Where... are we? And what should we do now? Don't worry, missy. We won't hurt ya. What we we gotta do is figure out where to go next. Right. You are...? Uzuki. Uzuki Shion. This little one is a Type 100 Realian. Her name's "Momo". And this is KOS-MOS, an android. (Android...?) My name's Arisu Reiji. And this pipsqueak's Xiaomu. A certain organization sent us. A certain... organization? As in this... "Shinra"? I'd love to stand and chat, but why don't we sneak into that coffee shop or the arcade first? Why don't we _not_. Besides, this whole area's been sealed off. We can't hang around here forever. I guess our only option is taking everyone to HQ. And then we start squeezing for info! Nyahaha. (...HQ? And there's something about that girl... like she's not a normal... human...) So whaddya think, Reiji? Looks to me like we're mixed up in something big. Yeah. First They run riot, then "Shadowloo" shows up, now some new enemy... PLUS an android and its owner. Not to mention someone from the International Police Organization or wherever. ... (I guess this means the Quakes are getting bigger.) (Just like ten years ago, huh?) [PROLOGUE 2: A TALE OF DESTINY] {Phantom World... Secret Oberon Corporation Base, Underwater Cave} What do you think you're doing, Leon! What does it look like? If you want to get past here, you'd better defeat me first. What the hell're you talking about?! What part of "emergency" don't you understand?! That's got nothing to do with it. I'm just playing the part I was given. The part where I kill you two. Open your eyes, Leon! Hugo's just using you! Of course he is. I'm nothing but a disposable pawn to Hugo. Come on! If you understand that much, how come-? It's because I've got something to protect. That's all. Ready to die, Stan? Let's do it! Leon! This... this isn't the time for this! The "Eye of God" isn't something man should mess with! I don't care about that! Look at what's happening all over the world! Don't tell me you don't know the stories about the "Eye of God"! I do. Something about a heavenly treasure some demon or other stole, right? And I also already told you I don't care, Stan! Leon! Rrrrrr.....AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH!!! SHISHI..... SENKOU!!!! Augh! Leon.... why?! ...Stan... ...Not yet... it's not over yet. Stop it, Leon! I can't let it... fall on you... W-what the? ...*pant*...*pant*... It's started... I... win... What'd you say?! The countdown to doomsday has... be... gun... No one can... stop it... now... That sound.... don't tell me this place's flooding?! Not good, it's about to cave in! But, he's...! Forget it! There's no time!! LEOOOOONNN!!! ...Farewell... Maryanne... {Meanwhile, In Breagal Forest} Man, he sure is late. Wonder what he's up to. Hmm? What's that sound? Yo! Sorry 'bout the wait, Klonoa. What's the big deal calling me way out here and then being late?! Quit yer whinin'. I swear, don't you ever grow up? I got this thing called a schedule I gotta keep. Quit calling me a little kid! And what's this "schedule" thing of yours, anyway? Look, the world's gotten all rowdy lately, right? Huh? Really? I swear, that's the problem with this village. It's too damn peaceful. C'mon, tell me about the rowdy stuff! Heh heh, glad I finally got your attention. Is it more Phantom Beasts? Let's go get rid of 'em! Well, it _is_ a "monster hunt", but it ain't the Phantom Beasts causing trouble. This looks a lot worse. Whaddya mean, looks worse? Seems the "Golden Knight"'s mixed up in it. Wait, the Golden Knight as in... _the_ Golden Knight?! Damn straight. There's no records of the Golden Knight fighting at all since _that_ battle years back. Yeah! So how come all of a sudden...? Try thinking the other way 'round. What if the bad guys're bad enough that the Golden Knight's _gotta_ get involved? Whoa! I bet I'm right on the money. ...Meanin' we're in for some serious shit, right? Betcha you can't just run away from whatever it is like you can from the Phantom Beasts. But... if the bad guys're really that bad, it also means... there's gonna be a big fat reward. And I'm planning to go and collect. ... Well, that's the story. What I ain't figured out is whether to take you with me or not. Guess I shouldn't press my luck- ...Hey Gantz, looks like things just got more interesting. Izzat so? Hey, interesting is important! Well, it's settled then. Let's hit the road! Right on! ...But, they won't just let us waltz into the palace, will they? Don't tell me you're planning to bust down the door? Dude... what kind of guy you think I am? Where's the first place you think of when you think Golden Knight? Ah, of course! {Meanwhile, In the Streets of Sandland} ... Hold up there. ... I heard all about it. Reckless as ever, huh? Sabine, is that you? I just got done talking with the Chief. I hear the goddess Ishtar forbade any Sandra from getting involved this time. ...Yeah. What you're doing is betraying the goddess. Not so hot coming from a man they once called a "Hero". This's got nothing to do with titles. Back "then", when "they" saved me in that pyramid in the Enen desert, I decided... ...that I'd devote what life I've got left to my family. And to the Lady Valkyrie. Hmph! Well ain't that fine and dandy. So you ended up trudging off alone, with nothing but the armor on your back and the spear in your hand? Talk about pitiful. No, I'm actually grateful to the Chief. He cast me out of the village... without branding me a traitor to my people. And he told me I needn't worry about my family. What more could I ask for? Always alone, aren't you? Even when you saved me and my mother, you'd come all that way on your own, and you went off alone to the Phantom Tower. That's all in the past, Sabine. ... Well then, Sir _Former_ Hero of the Sandra Tribe, whither dost thou now? To the ruins of "that" tower. I'm certain this mess has something to do with it. Gee, same direction as me. What a coincidence. ...! No way, Sabine. I'm a traitor. There's no need to make you one too. What? I go where I want, when I want. Period. Just don't be surprised if that happens to be where you're going too. ... Boy, you've sure changed. There was a time you'd have sooner bitten your tongue than say something like that. Heh heh, that's all in the past, Kurino. {Phantom World... Abandoned Ruins of the Tower of Druaga} ... Stan... Hey, Rutee... Back then... did I do the right thing? Did you have a choice? Or what... did you want to be the one to be sliced open? And who would that leave to go after the Eye of God? I hate to say it, but that damn thing could destroy the world. The world, huh. It's not like I'm... fighting to save the world or anything. Huh? Then, what _are_ you fighting for? Hmm... I don't know how to put it, but I just want to... protect my friends, family - the people I care about. That's why I'm fighting. Besides, just look at me. What would some farm boy know about the "world" anyway? Maybe I really shouldn't be doing this... I wouldn't sweat it if I were you. I'm pretty much in the same boat you are. Hearing you say that sure makes me feel better. And _that's_ the Stan I know. I just can't click with the other Stan. ... Come to think of it, he sure is late. What's the idea of calling someone out and then not being there to meet them first? Well, he seems like a pretty busy guy. Guess it can't be helped. What's that got to do with it?! I don't wanna hang around here forever! Can't argue there. (The Tower of Druaga... Now what would the man who destroyed it want with us?) {Phantom World - Ruins of the Tower of Druaga} He's late. Just keep cool, Rutee. It's not even ten minutes past the meeting time. That's TEN, count 'em, TEN whole minutes! This "Golden Knight" guy sure knows how to make a lady wait! *sigh* Oh, the Golden Knight! Oh? Oh, don't mind us! We just got here! And I'm such a blabbermouth too! Ahahahah... ... ...Huh? There's no one there. Stan! You tricked me! You're too easy to read. Huh? Monsters!? See, I told you! This's what we get for hanging around this place! Don't get so upset. We've got to do something about this mess, right? I don't need you to tell me that! Just you wait, you measly little slimes! Time for me to blow off some major stress! [combat ensues!] Did these things come from the Tower of Druaga? No way in hell. Low-grade monsters like slimes are all over the place. I'm thinking too hard... right? [the goo increases] More of them?! Black... slimes...?! What a pain in the ass. Stan, we're taking these things _down_! Wait, Rutee! Could these black slimes be...?! [flying stuffed animals to the rescue] Heads up. We're here! Wow, that was faster than I expected! Who're you guys?! Their clothing... aren't you guys from Marvel Land? Huh? What's up with you two? If you're on some kinda date, go do it somewhere else. Cut it out, Gantz. That's not nice. D-d-date?! With some country bumpkin like him?! Wait a minute, Rutee! Now what? The slimes! Um, I think we're interrupting something here. Whoa, check it out! I've never seen black slimes before! Great, what a pain in the ass. Lissen up, Klonoa! We're gonna have some fun till the Golden Knight shows up! Yahoo! A warm-up, right? The Golden Knight? You guys too? Huh? Whaddya mean? Rutee, save the talk for later! Alright already! What's the big deal about a few slimes? (Black slimes... if the rumors are true, these monsters are...) [the battle rages, until...] Only three left. Hey sister, you're not half bad. Course I'm not! Who do you think I am? ... Man, she sure is fired up. Stan, we've got trouble. Eh? Yeah... I feel something really unpleasant around here. Rutee, the space in this area appears to be slightly warped. Hang on, what's that supposed to mean?! I.. I think those two just started talking to somebody. Great, we got a couple of nutjobs on our hands. It's like that old saying about something or other and powder kegs. And _who_ is the nutjob, huh? I'll have you know that only the wielders of the Swordians can hear their voices- Rutee, here they come! Pay attention! Blue knights?! What're _they_ doing here?! Stan, don't get careless! They're not human! Say what?! Friends of yours? No way. I _think_... no, I'm sure they're the enemy! Shit. These knights look a lot chintzier than the one we're waiting on. Plus they're trying to kick our ass. Let's do this, Klonoa! Alright! Dimlos, who are these guys?! I hesitate to think it, but perhaps "that demon" is involved... [Stan and Rutee face the Blue Knights] The Blue Knights of Druaga?! Don't chicken out now, Stan! Let's do it! [someone big, green, and buff appears] Those're Blue Knights. I knew it. Someone else's here! Golden armor? That's not the... Golden Knight, right? Other people? What're they doing here? Wanna take them all down at once, Kurino? No, don't attack them, Sabine. Everyone, it's dangerous here. Those are clearly servants of the demon Druaga! I thought so... What the hell's with you popping out like that? Gantz, Gantz, that's Kurino! Kurino Sandra from Sandland! Huh? Who? Say what? Wait, is that that Maiden Knight Valkyrie's-? Yeah! Ain't this cool, it's the real Kurino! First the demon Druaga, now Kurino the Hero? This's getting a tad too big for me. Looks like you're a celebrity, Kurino. Lady Valkyrie's the one who's famous. It looks like they've got weapons too. Let's work with them and solve this mess. Got it. I still don't get it, but as long as they're on our side it's all good. Yeah, I'll explain everything later. For now, we can't let any of these guys escape. (The demon Druaga... But wasn't he defeated several years ago?) [Kurino tangles with the knights] Druaga's knights, huh? The weakest of whom are the blue. But don't get careless, Sabine. [mysterious balloon monsters strike!] Phantom Beasts! At a time like this?! Oh? What do I find at the scene of all this commotion... ...but something most unexpected. Yo, what's your problem?! Oh, pardon me. Must introduce myself. My name is Joker. Pleased to make your acquaintance. Though, I'm not sure we'll ever be seeing each other again. Are you the one controlling Druaga's servants? Hmm? Oh my goodness gracious. If it isn't the illustrious Kurino Sandra! So the reason that Lord Druaga's pawns, weak to be certain, were having such a difficult time - is you. ("Lord" Druaga?!) Stan, did you hear that? Yeah, he said "Lord" Druaga. Which means... ...he's Druaga's follower, right? Hell no! It means Druaga's still alive, jackass! Quite correct. Setting aside the puny one over there, the mean-looking almond-eyed one seems quite sharp. That wasn't a _compliment_, fucktard! Tee hee hee hee hee. ...However, I'm afraid you all are in the way of a certain project that's about to start. "Project"...? What're you talking about?! Oh, wait, I get it. You're just using the name of some bad-ass demon to make everyone do what you say. This whole Druaga being alive business smelled fishy. Rrrrgh, so close! But it seems our time to chat has expired. Best regards! [time for a dramatic entrance] Maybe you can suggest a souvenir from Hades. !! Well, let me see... you all _are_ going to disappear momentarily anyway... A "souvenir from Hades" certainly has a nice ring to it. He was supposed to have been cast into the "Abyss of Time". Quite correct! But the door to that Abyss of Time opened and... ...wait, hold the phone! Precisely how do you know that? So, he _was_ freed from the Abyss of Time. Gil, the one who stole the "Key of Time" again must have been... That man... That's the man who once defeated Druaga - the Golden Knight! Gilgamesh! Grrr... do I not recall hearing that you _retired_? As long as he exists, I'm in business for life. From what you've said, I can pretty much guess what's happening here. Thank you, mister clown. IN. FURIATING! Leading questions! Talk about unfair! Talk about shameless! My pride will _not_ allow this debacle to go unpunished! I shall personally smash you into little bitty bits here and now! My, how the worm turns. Hey, we were gonna kick his ass anyway! This just makes it easier to understand! Oh, that's right. Who are you two? Allies, Sir Gilgamesh! You must be Kurino. Lady Ishtar has told us all about you. ... Well then, it's showtime! Here he comes! [Joker up to bat] Tee hee hee hee. Even the great "Golden Knight" is a relic from the past. I'd say your reputation is the only thing that precedes you. That's totally untrue! Just what do you think you know about Gil, anyway? Kai, don't let the enemy sucker you in before even crossing swords. Especially a specialist like this clown here. Am I wrong? Ah, I see... You aren't all birds of a feather after all. Indeed, you're the most troublesome guests of all. Then allow me to test your skills! [clowns versus rocket-powered stuffed animals] Oh my, and who are you two? Just a couple bounty hunters passin' through. I should tell you that if you stick your neck out this time without thinking it through, it will hurt. What're you talking about?! If we fight, we fight full force! [Joker v. Kurino] To think that I'd meet you here... goodness, what an honor. ... I note that the valiant "Maiden Knight" is nowhere to be seen... Could it be that you got on her bad side? ...Maybe I did. But I still have to return to her, no matter what. And if you plan to get in my way, don't expect me to go easy on you. [Comeuppance for Joker... sort of] Goodness gracious me! To think that you all are this able... It appears I misjudged you. And with the Golden Knight back in shape... Oh dear, I shall have to withdraw. Don't give us that. You were only planning to watch us all along! Whatever are you talking about? Well then, ladies and gentlemen, Adio-! I'd like you to give Druaga a message. "Just you wait". ... ...Very well. I'm sure I'll be seeing you all again. I never wanna see you again, you grinning clown freak! Tee hee hee hee. Farewell to one and all, A-di-os!! Looks like that's the last of it. So you're Kurino the Hero? Golden Knight, Gilgamesh... I am... no longer a hero. Let's go, Sabine. Wha- hey, hold up, Kurino! Please wait, Kurino! ... Gilgamesh, I... Just call me Gil, Stan Elron. So, what did you want with us again? I have unfortunate news about the "Eye of God". The Eye of... God...!! Gil, tell them along the way. I've got to go see the High Priestess. Ah, that's right. Thanks, Kai. Great, we've gone and stepped in a big steaming pile of doggy doo, ain't we? I'm thinking screw the bounty at this rate. But... Isn't it more fun this way? [PROLOGUE 3. THE BODY GUARD FROM THE WARRING STATES] {Infernal Realm... Boss Bull's Gambling Hall, Dice Pits} Okay! 4-6 Chou! Hmm. Right on! I win! ...*sigh* You got me. Say, boss? Hmm? Ain't there anything I can do around here? Hmm.. mmm... hrm... well... Spit it out boss, what's the word?! Quit staring at the sky! Hmmm.... well... I gotta tell you this anyway... Then quit gettin' me all jumpy like that. ... Emperor Enma wants you. Say WHAAAAAT?!?! {Distant Future... Ancient Ruins, Remote Planet} This's gotta be it. Hell if I'll forget this place. I can feel it right through my suit. Masuyo! What are we doing in some remote old ruins like these? Hey! W-what's this? That nasty-looking wall is really giving me the creeps. You've got it wrong. This place has been "rebuilt". ...What?... Hiromi, open an emergency channel to HQ. What?! And then broadcast an evacuation order to every person or group in the vicinity of the ruins. Ruins this fresh must be crawling with Dig Outers. Huh? What? What's gotten into you, Masuyo?! If I do that, Tron Bonne'll know the Border Patrol's here in an instant! And after all the trouble we went through to find a place to stay! That's _former_ Border Patrol, Hiromi. We worry about catching the Bone pirate clan later, got it? Hurry that call up. Geez! At least explain what's going on. W-whoa! What the?! Looks like we're too late. Here's your answer, Hiromi. What's going on?! Do you know, Masuyo?! Move it! We're getting out _now_! Make that evac order top priority! Leave the report to HQ for later! C-copy! Y-yikes! Why... why "here"! Why... Taizou... {Spirit World.... Bamboo Grove Near the Upper Castle} Right up there, huh? Been a long time since that castle went down. ... Yo. I dunno who you are, but quit lurking in the goddamn shadows. What faction are you? Hmph. At least your intuition's worth something, Mitsurugi Heishirou. Not you again! Knock it the fuck off!! Some people just don't know when to quit. This ain't some goddamn game! Mitsurugi, you're the one who needs to knock it off. That sword isn't something a backwoods samurai like you can handle. You ain't the one who decides that, Taki. _I_ do. And if you're gonna get in my way, we can settle things right here and now. Got that?! You simpleton. This is getting nowhere. Damn that bitch and her big mouth. ...But she's all the proof I need. If she's here, that "sword"'s here too. ...The "Soul Edge". {Infernal Realm... River Styx} Where am I? I see... Then I have... Hee hee hee... Taira Kagekiyo, what a sight for sore eyes. Andaba. Why have you awakened me from my slumber? It was... a good four hundred years ago now... Hee hee... I remember it like it was yesterday. ...Andaba. How many reasons could there be to return you to the Golden Pond? I trust you haven't forgotten the grudge the fallen Taira Clan bear. ...!! Don't be foolish, Andaba. I cut that one down myself. I am certain of it! Hee hee hee... And yet you, yes you who once slew the "King of Villany"... Did you yourself not fall, becoming one who has returned from the Golden Pond? ... Yes, returned to the Golden Pond, with all his retainers. ... Very well. I depart! Wait. ...The flow of time in the human world has changed too. Surely you will encounter many troubles by yourself. ...? I have prepared a guide for your journey through the waters. Show gratitude to the great Lord Enma, Kagekiyo. Little Tarosuke, thank you for waiting. Man, what the heck'm I doing here? ...Whoa! What's with this guy! Freaky!! Who is this child? Hee hee hee... His name is Tarosuke. He is to be your partner. Unnecessary. I am capable on my own. You fool. This is the Emperor Enma's order, which you cannot refuse. ... Welllll, since _he_ doesn't want me around... Guess I'll be off, granny Andaba! ...If so, your road home is the bottom of the River Styx. It might be a bit cold, but no doubt you can handle it. Damn it, what'm I s'posed to do here! ... Hey, wait up! Put yourself in my shoes! Hee hee... to think this day would come again. But let neither of you forget... To defeat the King of Villany, Yoritomo, you must have the three sacred vessels: the "Twisted Jewel", the "Sword", and the "Mirror". And your hearts must be pure. Do not be led astray. Remember, stray not! {Spirit World... Upper Castle, Cherry Blossom Gate} What an evil aura that sword emits! Yet that makes it fit for the hand of Lord Kamakura. O ho ho ho... Not by a long shot! Hmm? That sword... the "Soul Edge" is mine! What an interesting thing to say without even introducing yourself. So this sword is named "Soul Edge"? What, you were gonna touch it with your shitty fingers without even knowing that much? That amuses me, coming from a man come late to this affair. How low the samurai have sunk while I've been absent. Never mind that bullshit! ("While I've been absent"...?) (And what era's that armor he's wearing from?) (AND he's got some kinda spooks guarding his ass.) Well, no matter. Since you've seen me, there would be no point in letting you live. Consider it an honor to fall to the sword of Yoshitsune. Now _that_ is something I can understand! The strongest of the strong, that's who I'm looking to fight! Don't feign understanding of things you know nothing of. Slaughter this insolent, masterless warrior at once! The name's Mitsurugi! Get it through your goddamn skull! [one down, N to go] One!! Hmm, not bad. Like some bunch of shitty skeletons can lay a finger on me! You're next on the chopping block! Say yer prayers! Now _there_ is a man who knows how to talk the talk. It's been a long, long time since I tasted this atmosphere. This man wears the aura that flows through a battlefield like a jacket. What?! Oh, it's you. I merely visited to see how things are going, but this battle appears more difficult than you planned, Lord Ushiwaka. O ho ho ho... I was merely playing with him, Oniwaka. Your skills won't be needed here. So we got "Ushiwaka" and "Oniwaka", huh? I don't give a damn that I've heard those names somewhere before! I'll take you both on! Heh heh, how low our names have fallen. Ushiwaka is Genkurou Yoshitsune. And Oniwaka is Musashibou Benkei. I've heard of people by that name... from hundreds of years ago. Hmm? I can't sense her presence. Who are you? God damn it! Not again! Are they bluffing? Or the genuine article? I don't know that much. You bitch. You've been watching all this time, haven't you? Of course. I was planning to wait until a certain pain-in-the-ass wandering warrior got cut down to size, but the situation's changed. How interesting, girl. So, what're you going to do now? Isn't it obvious? First I seal you non-humans away, then I take the Soul Edge. I am getting fucking SICK of this! I'll make _all_ of you into more rust for my katana! Fool of a samurai! I'll fight you later! Worry about them first! ... Hmph! Guess you've got a point. Just don't stab me in the back after feeding me that line. Oh, I hadn't thought of that. Shut yer ass and fight already! [rude bastard versus hulking thug] That bloodlust... splendid. But you'll need more than that to beat me! Fuck the bloodlust! Won't matter once I've chopped you in half! Indeed! Everyone's the same once they're flayed meat! Shut the fuck up!! [hulking thug? or dangerous adversary?] Muahahaha! Not bad at all! If warriors like you two are interested in that sword, I'm interested too! I have it! That "Soul Edge" will be my thousandth weapon! O ho ho ho... Only if Lord Kamakura, my elder brother permits it. Of course, we must actually seize it first, Oniwaka. Correct! We must defeat them so it can be mine! That's my line! And I ain't letting no one cut in it! What's this cutting in line talk? You weren't the first one here. Huh? (Mekkimaru is resonating with the "Soul Edge"?!) [slime creatures from outer space!!] ... What the hell is that?! Damn, some kind of demon? One of their allies? (But why can't I sense its demonic aura?) ...Lord Ushiwaka, who are they? Pay them no heed. The path to the Golden Pond has opened. No doubt another like us is coming. (The "Golden Pond"?! Then these really are... the real thing?!) [babes from outer space!] Ouch... First everything goes white, and now what's going on? T-tron! #1, status report! Umm... err... Who the hell are _you_ people?! There's this scary guy, and... ... ...some kinda sea monster, and... Hiromi, are you okay? Owie... what on earth's going on, Masuyo? ...it looks like the former Border Patrol ladies who were chasing us! The Border Patrol.... WHAT?! You mean those dudes that just popped out of nowhere?! Who're you calling dudes! I'm a woman! Great... I've gone and done it again. Masuyo! Look at that! ... It's an Octy! It's one of the Octy race! Tron! There's a Rebird too! Darn it all! What the heck's going on around here?! It sure got noisy all of a sudden. Dunno what the hell's going on, but they _are_ in the way. Maybe I should just cut 'em up an' be done with it? Wait, Mitsurugi. We can use them to our advantage. Huh? Our enemies are many. If some can be turned to our side, let's do so. Besides, it seems they know something about this new monster. I want that information. Ah ha, in other words, we save the taking out the trash part for later. My, I feel your comprehension improving by the minute. I'd say you're more than a match for a dog or cat now. Yeah, whatever. Hey, you over there! Uhhh, ummm.... they're, uh, enemies! Fight them if you don't wanna die! Huh?! That moron. Surely there was some better way to put it. W-what do we do, Masuyo? Let's join them and fight. We've got to take on the Octy and the Rebird anyway. Is that okay with you, Tron darling? Awfully familiar of you to call me "darling" just like that. I don't suppose there's much choice. Okay, have it your way. Are you sure about this? At least for now. We've got to make it through this battle and gather information. And _then_ we can get rid of whatever's in the way. Right? We can just tie up Tron and drag her along behind our bike. ... *whimper* *whimper* I heard that! I HEARD that! So you _are_ as scary as the rumors say, Toby Masuyo! YO!! Either shit or get off the goddamn pot!! Let's do it! [gun-toting maniacs versus space monsters] Rebird! They're... The ones who were in those ruins. I don't know what's going on, but we can't leave them on the loose! [Tron v. space monsters] Tron! It's a Rebird!! Yeah, but it's a puny one! Get it together! [space girls assailed by tentacle monsters!] ... Gulp! Masuyo! It can't be! It can! This's an Octy! One of the race that was supposedly wiped out in "that" battle! [battle progresses] Heh heh... Ahahahahaha! Fascinating! Every battle I fight is like some unique flower! This is how fighting should be! Ah ha ha ha! What's up with him?! (And why can't I pinpoint our location? What the heck...?) O ho ho ho. You're absolutely right: slicing apart the enemy, scattering them across the fields... what supreme bliss! What a dreadful thing to say! And what happens if you're so busy slicing up one enemy that the next enemy shoots you to death? !! Um, I'm not so sure about that... Hiromi, that's called _warcraft_! I... I think I'm afraid now. [enter the vengeful samurai spirit] "Supreme bliss", you said? Then surely you are prepared to be sliced apart and scattered across the fields too. Wh-?! T-that... voice!? Well met again, Yoshitsune, Benkei... R...rrrrrgh!... Kagekiyo! Is that you?! Now who?! Something's fishy here. ("Kagekiyo"? If they really are ghosts of the past, then could he be Akushichibyoue Kagekiyo from the same period?) Hey, it's my big sis Taki! Yoo hoo! Tarosuke?! What're you doing here? Man, I can't get enough of that outfit! T-that's sexual harassment. Quit playing around and answer my question! Who the heck's the brat? Tarosuke... He appears human, but is actually a child who's wandered the Divine and Infernal Worlds. So, we gotta take down these dudes who escaped across the River Styx. "Styx"? "Divine and Infernal Worlds"? What's going on here?! Okay, I'm beginning to see. You are? I should consider your companion an ally, right? Yup! Isn't that right, Kagekiyo my bro? ... I shall cleave... all! WRONGO! Just the dudes sis and the others are fighting, got it?! ... Um, _pretty_ please, just the bad guys? ... ...Very well. (Boy is this tiring...) Kagekiyo... must I deal with you too?! No discussion... Here I come! [scary samurai guys clash] To think _you_ would show up... Is this destiny? No, fate - your fate to be cut down by me. O ho ho ho, are you so sure, Kagekiyo?!? [maybe the thug will be distracted by all that spandex?] Woman, what's your name? What would you want with a ninja's name? Heh, true enough. Those torn to shreds need no name, do they? That's right! Both our names are already forgotten! [familiarity breeds contempt] It looks like it's my turn for revenge on you! No, vengeance is on my side. No matter how much time passes, or how often we return to the Golden Pond. [Benkei gets beaten like an egg] This pain... I really am back. Ahahaha! I'm BACK! And now you're finished, Benkei. Kagekiyo, both of us have only just returned to the Golden Pond. Your swordsmanship has dulled too! Go sharpen it again! Kagekiyo!! ... Oh, that's right. One more thing. Don't think you've won yet. Ahahahahah! [new samurai versus old samurai] O ho ho ho! I told you I'd slaughter you! Anyone can talk the talk. Question is, who can walk the walk! [scary samurai ghost is a bit rusty...] My body does not yet move as I wish it to... Kagekiyo! That's enough for today! Are you fleeing, Yoshitsune? O ho ho ho, do not rush so. This is merely the beginning. We shall meet again, Kagekiyo. And do not forget, Mitsurugi or whatever your name is... I ain't got ears for no whipped dog talk! ... ...Yoshitsune and Benkei... And behind them, Him! Yo, bro, chill out. We're just getting started here. Well, all that mess's cleaned up. It's Soul Edge time! Wait, Mitsurugi! What the hell?! It vanished! What the fuck's going on?! Where'd the Soul Edge go?! Dimensional travel?! The energy readings are off the scale. Is this as good as Gustav's machinery can do?! What incredible energy gain! Dimensional travel. That's what's going on here. We were teleported here from that backwater planet. What?! Really?! That's the most natural way of looking at it. (And it feels like everything is tied together with one thread...) [PROLOGUE 4 - GHOULS AND GHOSTS] {Divine World... Shrine of Ishtar} Are you... really going alone? Yes. I would like to believe I know how dangerous this mission is. Then why not travel with your "servant"? If I may, Lady Ishtar, "he" has a family to protect. The "Phantom Medicine", the "Key of Time", and the "Golden Seed"... all these things he fought for with no regard for his family... ... I do not want Kurino caught up in more fighting for my sake. And yet, these phenomena occurring across all worlds... Is it not impossible for your power alone to put a stop to them? My apologies, Lady Ishtar. Even if so, I do not want to involve him. ... ...I have already given that order through the Chief of the Sandra. Should he disobey, upon his head will be heaped the label of "traitor". Will that suffice for you? ... My thanks, Lady. Then, I must depart at once. What of the "Golden Knight" and the "Silver Knight"? Will you not at least enlist their aid? They too fought their last battle back "then". I do not wish to disturb their quiet retirement with the specters of the past. To solve the crisis without upsetting the current order - I believe that would be best. ... Then I am off. ... (Valkyrie... it seems even so great a warrior as you fails to comprehend...) (To comprehend these men, mere mortals, who yet managed to emerge victorious from "that battle"...) (And especially to comprehend that Sandra youth...) {Infernal World... Central Hall, Demitri's Castle} ... ...... ......... There can be no greater boredom than this. Don't you agree? Hmm. I suppose we agree on that score. Why have you come, Morrigan? Heh, what a sour greeting. Especially to a lady who's come all the way into your bedchamber. I should have expected a warmer reception from a bona fide gentleman. ...Did you come to settle our duel? Did I? Why not try to guess? This isn't about guessing right or wrong. Well, lord of Aensland, come forth and fight me. Fight for the title of strongest in the Infernal World! For the right to rule the Darkness!! Sigh, I quit. Mm? I'm the type of girl who wants to have _fun_. Either that, or die of boredom. Besides... I can't get stimulated by you at all like this. Just no fun. You bitch! Give it a rest! Well then. Would you like to try slicing me apart on the spot? That _would_ make you the king of the Infernal World. ...Oh, once you got rid of Enma, that is. ...Defeating the likes of you would serve no purpose! Ahhh, right you are. ...And _that's_ what's boring. Not that you'd understand that now. This is wasting my time. Heh heh, I'd better stop teasing you or I might actually start feeling sorry for you. Why don't we talk about something a bit more fun? You've heard of the demon Druaga, right? The demon the humans cast into the Abyss of Time long ago? What concern is he of mine? Jeez, let me finish. ..._After_ that, the demon lord Zouna, the demon lord Astaroth, and the evil sword Soul Edge- Wait. _All_ of those were cast into the Abyss of Time, weren't they? ...I see! Then the Abyss has..! Opened. Bingo. Pandora's Box, inside which is everything everyone doesn't want around. Heh... heh heh.... ah ha ha!! Heh heh... see? Now _that_ is what I call interesting. Get my drift? Heh heh... That must mean "that village" will be appearing too. Heh heh... HA HA HA HA! {Infernal World... Entrance to the Infernal Village} *pant pant* This is... the last one. I can't let myself be delayed here forever... More of them! I'm the one on the losing side of a battle of attrition. ...If only he were here... ... No, I already decided. ...Here I come! Stand aside! I will show no mercy to those in my way! [battle rages] I see a way out! What?! Impossible! I've returned to where I started! How can this be? Space-time is distorted... and I can't even get in...! So this truly is the Infernal Village! [...and rages...] There must be a time-space gap somewhere. I've got to find it...! What? Those aren't demons from the village! That must mean that inside the village is that tower! How... how is that possible?! [...and rages until some new faces appear] This... can't go on... Well well, it seems someone preceded us. And stole our thunder to boot. Who's there?! The Infernal Village, is it? This place hasn't changed a bit. The least they could do is a little home improvement. Some gardening, perhaps. ...You two are... Well, isn't this a surprise? Imagine meeting you in a place like this. Valkyrie... the "Maiden Knight" in the direct service of the goddess Ishtar. ... Hmmmmm... The virginal type. I could come to like that. You must be quite the popular girl. Have you two descended to join the gate guardians too? Demitri Maximoff, and Morrigan Aensland. Mind your manners, girl. I might just finish you off before these demons get the chance. If you wish to attack me, I will not object. That's enough, children! I swear, tight-asses galore. Wanna try taking a deep breath first? Growing up isn't _that_ hard, Demi-Demi. Quit giving me weird nicknames. If you're not involved with the Infernal Village, why are you here? I don't suppose it'd suffice to say "because it sounded interesting"? I should think a stimulating experience is the least we could expect here. This is nothing so light-hearted. The tales must have exaggerated the "Maiden Knight" if she is quailing before this rabble. Don't mind this guy, Val. He's always gotta have this flair for the dramatic. ...Morrigan... Please stop that strange way of addressing me! Well then, shall we have some fun? [eek, demons] Lesser demons to guard the Infernal Village? How annoying. [Morrigan gets some exercise] I see... the Infernal Village and the Tower of Druaga. Talk about an evil collaboration. [Demitri does too] A creature from the Tower of Druaga? What trickery is this to send it to the Infernal Village? [but not that much exercise] Looks like we're running out of bad guys. How boring. I was hoping for a bit more of a diversion. ... (The problem is, how to move ahead.) Well, shall we mop up the survivors? What a disappointing battle to be over this soon. And with the night still young. Don't be too certain. What? Wh-?! Hey, wait a sec! That's a _lot_ of bad guys! Is this the main force?! (As I thought, half of it is Druaga's soldiers...) (How could such a terrible union between the Infernal Village and the Tower of Druaga happen?!) I come to investigate a disturbance, and what do I find? What formidable-looking foes. Not only the heads of the Maximoff and Aensland clans... but also... Who are you? ...also, the Maiden Knight, Valkyrie. I don't see your partner. Has he lost his life already? I came alone so that wouldn't happen. I see. How considerate. On the other hand, there'd be no greater disgrace for any real warrior. You'd better pray he's not too hot a warrior... ... What're you talking about? Though... these numbers are finally making things interesting. Too interesting, by a long shot. The question is... what do we do about this mess we're in. I'll let you withdraw if you care to. What did you say?! What? I'll let you withdraw if you care to. If you advance, I'll show no mercy. Well, I'll say this much - you've got guts. Thank you for your consideration... ..."Red Demon Who Follows the Crest". ...! Red Demon? Crest? I haven't been called that in a long time, Maiden Knight. ...They call me Joker now. Red Aleemar Joker of the Infernal Village Punishment Squad, the "Demon Blazon". (The Demon Blazon? Then it's true...) ...I will withdraw. Demitri Maximoff and Morrigan Aensland, thank you for your cooperation. Please leave this place at once. Do you expect me to show the enemy my back, Maiden Knight?! To win, to pass here, a certain person's power is necessary. This also explains why he, the "Red Demon", would let us leave. ... The time will come again when we must fight, and it will unquestionably be here. ...Hmph. I just lost interest in this. A waste of time. What about you, leader of the house Aensland? I'll say my goodbyes. And maybe next time I'll bring along that "Silver Knight" that everyone seems so interested in. ...I look forward to it. Heh... Later then. [PROLOGUE 5. GUN SHOT!] {20XX A.D... Metro City, America} I swear, where the hell have you been? How many times I gotta tell you to get a cel phone? ... I heard you were in Japan. If you're gonna visit our master's grave, tell me next time- I met Gouki. ...! He was at our master's grave, waiting for either of us to show up. Don't tell me you fought him!? If I had, I wouldn't be standing here without a bandage or several. He said... "The time has come." Great. How come that psycho "Master of the Fist" or whatever he's called is letting some riddle do the talking, and not his mitts? "The time has come", huh? I sure hope that ain't got nothing to do with this current fiasco. ...? Remember that Secret Shadowloo Society? They're at it again. "That"... society? That's absurd! I defeated Him myself back then! Well, he hasn't left that castle of his, but a certain girl we know's already on the move. A certain girl... You mean Chunli? Yeah. And from how intense she was, I don't think the rumors are entirely out to lunch. And where d'ya think Chunli was following Shadowloo _to_? Japan. Japan? What's Shadowloo doing there?! Who knows. ...Looks like we got no choice but to go check it out. 'Sides, I ain't been to our master's grave yet. Hate to drag you back so soon, but... I don't mind. {20XX A.D... Pacific Ocean, Aboard the Spencer Lane} Looks like we're about three hours from Japan. Man, I never thought I'd board this boat again. Actually, this is her "sister" ship. Same difference. "Upstairs" is throwing their weight around and insisting that the last mess never happened... Meaning this is the one and only Spencer Lane. You and I are the only ones who know the truth, Fongling. ... I guess we're allies on this one, right? Miss Chinese Security Agent. I thought I told you before... Spies have no allies, Bruce. So you did. ...So, how's this suspected "Contaminee" girl doing? A total blank for now. For now, anyway. That's pretty vague for you, isn't it? ...I don't want a repeat of last time. If we can't trust each other, we'd better split up now. She's got no traces of "the virus". That much is certain. However... However what? Spit it out, Fongling. Apparently she's "not alive". ... Of course, being "not alive" and being "dead" are two different things. You know that as well as I do, given we both dealt with that virus. Corpses that might as well be immortal humans, huh? Are you saying this boat's gonna go ballistic again? It's your turn, Bruce. ...What's an agent of the American Unified Strategic Forces doing here? What if I said I couldn't get you outta my head? Give me a straight answer. What _am_ I gonna do with you? ...You know about the Secret Shadowloo Society, right? The criminal syndicate who started acting up again recently. I've heard the ICPO is on their tail. You're pretty up to date. I know one of ICPO's detectives. So? Seems they've headed to Japan. And the word is this boat's carrying disks with certain secret data on it. Secret data...? The "Third Energy Source". "Third Energy"...?! But the lab on Ibis Island is gone, isn't it? That's beside the point. All I was told is to get that disks back. Have you found it? I can guess where it is. I know a lot about how this boat's built, after all. ...The rec room. Maaaybe. I ain't gonna force you to help, but I'd appreciate it if you didn't get in the way. Don't worry, I'm too busy to worry about whatever you're up to. Ah, the high and mighty treatment. (Both the Third Energy _and_ a possibly contaminated passenger...) (I _really_ hope nothing goes wrong here...) {Infernal World... Tower of Druaga, 59th Floor} I see... is that what the Maiden Knight said? Goodness, so they're finally making their move. But I somehow doubt they can reach here that easily. Especially with her partner off on his own. O ho ho ho ho... That concludes my report. If you'll excuse me. You seem to be in quite a rush. Why not slow down and enjoy life more? Care to stay for tea, just the two of us Jokers? ... (Why does Lord Astaroth tolerate one such as this... I certainly hope nothing bad comes of it...) My my, so unsociable. Pay it no mind. His kind is more useful that way. Joker, I have yet to regain my full powers. What of the "sacrifices"? No need to worry. I succeeded in opening the door to the Material World... completely. Indeed? That world is a veritable trove of beings with strong life force. I plan to offer the freshest life possible for the sacrifice. ...Make haste. Not a moment can be spared. O ho ho ho ho... I was certain you'd say that. I've already sent "him" over. He's discovered a very interesting property called "Devil Factor" there. Hmph, how thorough you are. What is it you wish? Me? I care not, so long as I am enjoying myself. Allow me too to take my leave. Please be patient a while longer... Lord Druaga. That I should be dependent on the likes of him... curse this feeble body. But... *chuckle* Just wait, you all will be torn limb from limb for certain this time. Just you wait... Gilgamesh...! {20XX A.D... Pacific Ocean, Aboard the Spencer Lane} Bruce! Damn it, right when I was napping! What's the situation, Fongling? I don't know for sure, but they say a monster appeared on deck! A monster?! That's right, Japan is... There's been a lot of these lately, haven't there? We're still well away from there! Well, the damn thing showed up, didn't it? ...Ah, that's right. What about the girl? Well, with all this commotion, I took my eyes off her for a second... What the hell're you doing?! What if the shit hits the fan?! You don't need to tell me that! Shit...! Look, you head to the deck! I'll get our "passenger" to safety. ...Got a gun?! I snuck my sidearm on board. Same here. I just hope it's enough... Haul ass! I'll be right there! Got it. Time for my job too, huh? Here's the rec room. And inside... Who's there! ... Sneaking around during an emergency like this? A Shadowloo agent? That's my line. What're you... the same line of work as me? That getup makes you a member of Special Forces S.O.R.T. ... A redhead agent, huh? Weren't you mixed up in the "Third Energy Chain Reaction"?... I don't have to answer that. You don't have to. Let's see. Your codename was... "Regina". So of course, you're after- This. That. ...The disks with the info on the Third Energy. I'd say the early bird gets the worm. Unlucky you. Doesn't matter who's got those if the monsters kill us all. Very true. Consider the situation. Someone's already fighting them on blue deck. If you've got a gun, tag along with me. Think of it as professional courtesy. ...I suppose there's no other choice now. But let me make something clear. Spies have no allies, Bruce McGovern. Now where have I heard that before. ...? Just talking to myself. ...Let's get a move on! {Material World... Spencer Lane, Blue Deck} Is this where you got to?! Wait a moment! Um... My name's Leilei. Ah, that's right. Anyway, you've got to run. You can evacuate to the hold. Huh? H-how come? "How come"? What? Skeletons?! Isn't it obvious? Monsters are attacking! ...Well, this few of them should be no problem. You can back off now. The hell I can! See! If you don't hurry, demons will swarm you. This ain't no time for "aiya" or "xie xie". I didn't say a word. Now now, you're the only human here... And as you see, I'm armed! (I'm the "only human here"?) Okay, here we go! I've got no choice...! I can't let you out of my sight. If I'd known this would happen, I'd have brought a bigger gun. Mmmm... okay, I'll lend you some bullets. Huh? These claws're great for knocking things over, but aren't real good for pulling the trigger, see? Thanks! Wait up, how many of these've you got?! There'll be more when they're gone... and stuff. ... [secret agents to the rescue(?)] Fongling! Bruce! You're late! ...Who's the woman? An agent from China's Security forces. Name's Fongling. And the other Chinese must be... "that" girl. "That"? Nihao! I'm Leilei. Leilei, huh? Let's have the details later. ...And would you look at that. Real honest-to-God monsters. Those weaklings are "monsters"? Compared to some huge-ass dinosaurs, I'd say they're kinda cute. Huh? Oh, nothing. And if you want a weapon, you'd better use these. A shotgun and an assault rifle. I trust you know how to use them? For me? You shouldn't have. What about you? I've got a sidearm and a short-range stun gun. If things get messy, there's always my rocket launcher. The lady's a frigging walking arsenal. What were you planning to do in Japan, start a war? Donggua, cut the chit chat! Can you fight, or can't you?! Look around, there really is a winter melon (donggua) around. Donggua? Psh, don't sweat it! Let's rumble! [a scarier monster shows up] Yee-haw! Looks like everyone's having fun! Another monster? What's the deal with the rotten zombie guy?! We must stop running into each other like this. Oh! I knew it! Huuuuuh?! HOT DIGGIDY DAMN!! MY SWEET HONEY! IT'S LEI-LEI!! Oh brother. Don't tell me you're this monster's friend. Um... uhhh.... how should I put it... Yo yo! Sister! Don't be harassin' my loving baby Leilei there! Yee-haw! What's this dickhead's problem? Shoot him for me and I'll tell you everything. I trust blowing him up will do? Just as long as he's dead. What _freeeaky_ chicks! Weeeell, lemme tell you a freaaaky story back! These dudes're spread through the whole boat! ...What?! How could you?! Th' party should be startin' throughout the boat about now! Party like it's the bottom of Hell! YAAAA-HOO!! Putrid motherfucker! Go back to hell!! Hey, I just got here, man! [battle, battle...interlopers!] Damn it! This's taking too damn long! Let's get belowdecks! Ain't gonna let you do that. We all gotta go to Hell together! Though I'd take my Leilei to Heaven instead! Argh! That came from inside! What, full already?! HUH? What happened to you?! Ah, so this is where it came from. Right on! Looks like he kicked its butt! What the hell?! (Hmm?! What's that power I sense from him?!) Hey! How's it going over there?! Hey hey hey hey HEY! This's the last of them! Forcing them out was easier than I thought. That's... hey, you! Aren't you Ken Masters, the Americas' Martial Arts Champ? Damn straight! Looks like publicity's good for something! This here's a fellow student of mine, Ryuu. These're the last monsters on board. Let's take them down fast! And you are? Kazama Jin. Just a Japanese. But for now, I'm joining in this fight. Kazama Jin... that karate stance... Could he be from the Mishima Conglomerate? Shit, go and ruin my fun! But guess what, I just remembered what the hell I came here for. Pain in the fucking ass! Hmm? You, motherfucker! I know no zombies! Fuck if I care! Your ass is coming with me! What's going on? ... [Ryuu charges into the fray] That armor won't shield you from my blows! Let's fight! [Ken does too] Looks like these guys are empty inside. All the better to pulverize their ass. [Jin... etc.] I don't know where you oozed in from... ...but consider yourself sandbagged! [secret agents versus monsters] These bastards are like headstones. I just hope the bullets don't go right on through. [zombie versus bad hair boy] This dude I know says he's got business with you. Say what?! More like, with "something" inside your body. And here I up and forgot all about it! (It can't be...) [Zabel versus the Bruce] You pickin' a fight with me?! Did you know that the more you keep yakking, the less like some scary zombie you look? Yeah, you think you're so damn smart! All that whinin's gettin' old FAST! You may have a point. But getting shot to death is one thing that _never_ goes out of style! Just fucking try it!! [Leilei's reunion with Zabel] Leilei! Oh! Sweet honey!! What's with this guy? A friend of yours? More like I can't seem to get rid of him... Keeping it for your fellow zombies, huh? I dig it! Yee-haw! [Ryuu fights Zabel] How the hell'd you get here so fast, asshole? I don't intend to speak with my words. What, gonna let your fists do the talking or some shit?! Maybe I should let my ribs do the talking then! [As does Ken] YOU are one ugly motherfucker. And _you_ ain't got no goddamn manners! Your ass needs some punishing. Whaddya think about that! You're more than welcome to try. But the only one who can punish me is Eliza. [Zabel goes down] Heey! Hold the goddamn phone! Leilei!! Time to finish you off! Stop! Stop!! You've already taken my heart out! Any more and it's gonna be "Lau" or "Pure Love" or some shit! Yuck! Guess I gotta dismantle you good so you'll never be able to say stuff like that again! Those merciless words! I love you more than ever now! But I still got a job to do! Catchya later, Leilei! Same goes for you, mister hair gel karate man! ...! Ya-hoo! (How does he... know about me...?) Well, if the monsters are all gone from below decks, I'd say we're done here. What the hell was up with those guys? We appreciate your help, but they're none of your concern. Oh man, the cold shoulder. Are you and that chick sisters or something? "That chick"? (Chunli, huh?) Knock it off, Ken. Everyone's safe. Let's leave it at that. Guess so. But look at how big a mess we got just from getting _near_ Japan. I sure hope Japan itself's okay. ... Man... writing this up for the brass is going to be a royal pain in the ass. Hey, maybe... "A party on deck got so out of hand as to be confused for a monster attack"... something like that. Piece of cake. What attack? I see you're as big a donggua as always. A _big_ donggua. What's she talking about, Bruce? ...It means "helluva guy", damn it all. [CHAPTER 1. SUDDEN STORM ON AN ORDINARY STREET CORNER] The Material World. A past surpassing time and space. A world of swords and sorcery. A country wherein God dwells. A land where demons rule. Numerous worlds which, by rights, have no contact with each other. Various worlds with dire events unfolding. Yet none have realized that they all are but sparks before the great inferno to come. ...Meanwhile, the agents of Shinra have concluded their own battle in Shibuya. Arisu Reiji and Xiaomu now make haste for Shinra headquarters. {20XX A.D. Shibuya, Japan} Damn... I figured this would happen. I thought we were open 24-7. D-don't tell me our hours changed! Get real. Um, what seems to be the problem? ...I can't contact HQ. There does not appear to be any electromagnetic interference. Not very reassuring. Which must mean... Them. The Secret Shadowloo Society. Given they knew about us, chances are they're up to no good. Maybe they even know something about that "sleeping sickness" that's been going around. "Sleeping... sickness"? Falling fast asleep - or more accurately, fainting dead away. The victims are still alive, but never regain consciousness. Cause unknown. There's been this far-fetched theory that their souls have been somehow stolen... And considering the times we live in... ...that can't be entirely dismissed. It seems something terrible is happening in this world we've come to. KOS-MOS, do you know anything else? There is insufficient information at this time. I do not believe further information will be forthcoming here. Does she have to get every little detail right? ...Okay, let's move out. Oh, that's right. During that battle back there... Is something else bothering you? Umm... it was "Momo", right? Hmm? Ah, yes. Your skirt's too short. Wouldn't want you catching cold, now would we? I'm... very sorry. Is _that_ what you were worrying about during that battle?! Feel free to ignore her, okay? Anyway, looks like we've got to go to HQ in person. Oh, and before that, there's somewhere else I'd like to take you. Oh...? The Mishima Conglomerate Building. There's some people waiting for us out front. That's where I was planning to go after mopping up this mess. I don't mind. I mean, we came here so suddenly anyway... I swear. All men are wolves, got it? Don't be so quick to follow them all over creation. Quit feeding disinformation to visitors from other worlds. We're going to the Mishima Building. Don't dawdle. Hmmm... The fastest way would be to pass the Namco Theater. {20XX A.D., NAMCO THEATER, JAPAN} Thank you all! Someday, someday I'll be back! I won't say "farewell"! Please just accept my gratitude! Thank you all! Awww, it's over. Can't be helped. Especially so close to an "Isolation City". Only natural for so many folks to gather. I still wanna know how you got tickets to the final show. What's your secret? Didn't you know? My Kanzuki Conglomerate helped build Namco Theater. Really?! You guys really do do everything. Of course we do. And not just in Japan either: Kanzuki Concern is known to governments and businesses world-wide. It's only natural, after all. We're in every genre from weapons development to entertainment. "Be victorious in all things". That family motto doesn't just mean physically... (Oh man... once she gets started on that she'll never stop. Gotta figure out how to change the subject...) Ummm.... isn't it a shame that Felicia couldn't make it to the performance with Wonder Momo? Sakura, you shouldn't have mentioned that. Huh? The Japanese debut of American musical sensation Felicia... And her pairing with "Wonder Momo": the "Battle Musical"... Given how casually you mention it, I suppose you have no idea precisely how much of the conglomerate's money was riding on it? (Whoopsie, another landmine?) U-um, Kanzuki? Why don't we go grab a bite to eat nearby? We can finish this up there? Okay? Okay? I don't like the interruption, but I guess it's unavoidable. (Man, she sure doesn't talk like any high school girl I know...) {One Hour Later... Namco Theater, Japan} ... I guess it's all over. And after I... after I came so far... I practiced so hard for the concert with Felicia... Well, I guess it... can't be helped. That's right, Kanda Momo. It can't be helped. Huh?! W-who's there?! I thought the theater closed already! ... Amazona?! What're you doing here? The last performance is already over... ... You're... not her. Who are you?! Kanda Momo. You're going to meet Lord Druaga. W-what're you... talking about?! Lord... Druaga?! Kanda Momo. You have no right to refuse... And should you try, perhaps severing a limb or two will change your mind. ...Why...?! ... Anyone! Is anyone here?! Useless. There's no one to hear you scream... With one exception, that is. ! What?! Who dares?! Berabou, at your service! Berabou... as in.. Berabou Man?! Berabou Man, the ultra superman?! I've come to save you, Kanda Momo. Or rather, "Wonder Momo". What? Stay out of other people's business. Momo, who is this? Amazona... she's supposed to play my rival, but she's been acting strangely all this time... It seems a demon has inserted its soul into her. A demon...? What're you talking about? Kanda Momo bears a strong soul suitable to be Lord Druaga's "sacrifice". What do you mean, "sacrifice"?! And that's why the demon's after you... Because your power is strong enough to bring about "Ultra Transformation". Ultra... "Ultra Transformation"?! We can discuss the details and introduce ourselves later. For now, we must get out of here! And there, Kanda Momo, you must make your choice. What choice? {Meanwhile, In Front of the Namco Theater, Japan} Oh dear dear dear, don't tell me I didn't make it?! Yeah. This's around an hour after it ended, if they started on time. Geez... How'd this happen, King? What do you mean, how? It couldn't be helped... That "monster attack" made the plane late. Isn't it that simple? ...Yeah, I guess... Man, first our live duet gets called off last month, and now this. Rats! Trouble is starting all over the world... and getting mad won't solve anything. You mean we just gotta take this sitting down? The Lord sees all our troubles. Surely He will not remain silent. ...Well, that's true... Speaking of that monster incident... You weren't mixed up in it, were you? Honestly, I do feel some weird aura. But... umm..... it kinda smells different, y'know? You've got a sharp nose, you know what I'm talking about, right? ...This is just a mask. But something is is certainly amiss. And, there was that incident in Shibuya. And _that's_ why I wanted to come say hi during that last show so badly. I still can't believe I was late...! And if that wasn't bad enough, I had to sneak out just to get here. My manager's gonna be furious.. Think about how screwed I am. And think about how screwed _I_ am for having been dragged all over the place with you. C'mon King, don't take it so hard. You shouldn't bare your fangs like that. ...This is a mask. {Material World... In Front of the Namco Theater} I wonder if Momo's still here. An hour after closing? I'm sure we needn't worry about her. Probably. Anyways, let's sneak into the music hall. Why don't we just use the front door? Look, I'll talk to Security... King, wait! Hmm? One sec... Hey! Quit stripping in the middle of the street! What street? What're you talking about, the one you're- Huh? I can't sense... any people! Oh, I sense something else though. One of my kind? Well, something _not_ human anyway. What the hell, fur suits? Some Namco Theater show? You're half-right, King. It just might not be humans inside. Not more of the monsters that raised a fuss in the harbor... Momo... what happened here? [battle interrupted by superheros] They came from the theater. Felicia, this might be trouble. I know! AND these guys are pretty tough. If we were normal humans... I just hope we're not too late. Here comes someone else! This way, please! Hurry! W-wait a sec! Isn't that... Momo?! F-Felicia?! What're you doing here?! You two are... Felicia, what about that masked man? Hmm, he certainly smells human. Did you... save Momo? I merely escorted her outside. The saving comes next. And it is she who must save herself. What? What do you... mean by that? You won't escape, Kanda Momo! Are they after her? W-what should I do, Mister Berabou? Kanda Momo... please transform into "Wonder Momo". Huh? Wait a moment, Mister Masked Man. Isn't Wonder Momo... I hate to say this, but... ... That's right! That won't work! Besides... besides, Wonder Momo is a character in a play! No, you're mistaken. Wonder Momo is the other "you" inside your heart. Yes. "Ultra Transformation Ability" is the other you within your heart... It will guide you if you wish to become strong to "protect those needing protection". As was, and is, the case for me. The Shinda... Fourth Ward incident... Something is happening to this world, as we speak. For your loved ones, for your family... I grant you this power. Kanda Momo, you're coming with me! ...Amazona... ... Transform! S-she changed! Y-you're right! Momo! Err, I mean... Wonder Momo! Felicia... Let's do it! It's time for the "Battle Musical", right here! [schoolgirls on the scene] See! I knew it! See, Kanzuki, it's Wonder Momo! Is this some outdoor fanservice attraction? Nya? Who's that? Wh-oh my God, it's Felicia! Look, Kanzuki, look look look! I can see that perfectly well. Will you please not shout in my ear? (But why isn't anyone else around?) (And this atmosphere...) This is not good... You over there! It's dangerous here! Please evacuate at once, this is _not_ an attraction! Um, so that SFX hero guy... ...Berabou Man?! The Ultra Superman who once saved Shinda Fourth Ward?! Whoa! Not more of them! Wh- What on Earth?! Mister Berabou? Huh? I can't smell them at all... Ladies and gentlemen, those are our enemies too. They are androids, that is, robots. What's something like that doing here?! (There's no question... it's Benjamin Daikubo Hikozaemon.) (But what're Bakuda Army robots doing here, and at a time like this?) What, what? (If neither the references I read nor my memory are faulty, those are androids from the Bakuda Army...!) (First some commotion over ghosts and goblins, then the Bakuda army, and now Berabou Man. What's going on around here...?) Sakura, we're leaving for now. There are too many unknowns here. I can't just leave. Didn't you hear me just now? I said I can't just leave. Not with people who need help, just because we don't know how strong the enemy is. Sakura! "He" wouldn't do it, I'm sure of it! *sigh*... ...Well, since you brought _him_ up, anything I say will go in one ear and out the other... That settles it. I'd disgrace my family for generations if I ran off and left a commoner like you behind. I'm with you. [a new challenger appears!] Meeow? I thought I could go home already, but it appears you're having trouble. What...? Who said that! Where are you?! Well, this simply will not do at all. It would seem dear Zabel failed as well. Much stiffer resistance than I expected. W-what the hell?! A round... clown? An enemy? It's kinda cute, but... Ah, you must be the "sacrifice". I am most grateful for your praise. Where are my manners? Allow me to introduce myself: my name is Joker. Pleased to make your acquaintance. "Sacrifice"? So, you're after her too? Yes, the adorable young lady in the helmet. If you but hand her over, we will be on our way at once. W-why me? Well, I've been given the job of gathering pure girls with strong souls, you see. Hey, I don't get it at all! Those not involved should shut their mouths... Hmm? HMMM??!! W-what's your problem? How... splendid! O ho ho ho! Don't tell me you want her too! Correct! I can make up for my "schedule slip" by gathering "extra sacrifices"! Here they come! Everyone, be careful! He looks like he's fooling around, but he's really strong! Is he one of the demons' allies too? Oh, Lord... I have no idea what any of this is about, but it seems you've caught their eye, Sakura. Huh? Why me?! You needn't know the reason! O ho ho ho ho.... [the cavalry arrives] Oh? Gracious, it seems today is a day for visitors. Of course, that keeps things interesting. Fighting here too?! Shit, why does this crap keep happening? Looks like there's trouble even outside the "Isolation Cities". Careful, Reiji. That thing looks like a real joker, but it's actually a pretty high level monster. (That red jacket... where have I seen it before?) They don't... look like enemies. One can never be too careful. Just because they look human doesn't mean they are. Quite correct. I-I guess he's right... Bingo. Quit changing the subject. Everyone who's not human, have a seat. Are those civilians fighting over there? Are you... on our side?! (Great, who knows? How to explain?) ... ...We're with the police. Please, all civilians leave the area at once! Look, Kanzuki, it's the police! The "police"? I think not. That red jacket makes you a Shinra Special Ops agent. What?! How do you know that?! O ho ho! I'll thank you not to underestimate the informational prowess of the Kanzuki Conglomerate. Shinra... a syndicate dedicated from of old to eliminating all monsters and other supernatural threats. Based on the study of ying-yang and Mysticism, they possess many hidden techniques and weaponry. ... Their divine, or perhaps demonic ferocity in battle, rooted in the principle "Slay Evil Immediately", leaves all who oppose them dead in the name of "Truth"... What? WHAT?! S-scary! Don't tell me we gotta fight them too?! Um, I think I've been doing this longer than you have, but... remind me if we work for that kinda outfit? ...the Misfit Army? A good half of that is out to lunch, but the fact is she's got the basics right. So she's the heiress of the "Kanzuki Conglomerate", huh? And... Berabou Man? ... Looks like the real thing to me. All former heroic deeds and whatnot. Looks like he's not the only celebrity. Lesse, we got Felicia of world-wide musical fame from "The World is Mine". And the huge panther guy would be the pro wrestler King. The second, I take it. That CWA title match with Mike "Macho" Haggar was something else. What are you, an encyclopedia? Don't underestimate me. I don't waste my study time. ...Studying late night TV, video games and manga, oh and the Internet too? I believe all those are generally classified as "entertainment". Hey, every darn one of those wasn't around in the old days! Gimme a break! Joy. Now all we need is some schoolgirl robot from outer space. Did I mention this is starting to suck? I hate to interrupt this fascinating conversation, but I'm dreadfully busy. And I dreadfully enjoy my work. How felicitous. Unfortunately, we've got loose ends to tie up here too. I won't sweat it if you don't. [our heroes throw down with Joker] Something feels strange about your aura. Enough with your lousy bluffing. It must be that... scar of yours. Don't say that. Oh dear? Xiaomu, don't worry about me. Let's rumble, you clown freak! [Joker gets smacked around] This simply won't do! It seems there are troublesome foes in this world too. Big trouble, no matter how you slice it. And we're quite the Heels too. O ho ho ho ho. The Heel who gets carried away gets KO'ed by the baby face. Such is the law of the world. Allow me to show my face and seal your fate. After all, I've already found an interesting new subject to study. Enjoyments are best saved for later. ... Subject? What are you scheming? Oh goodness me, nothing that would prove fatal. We'll simply need the subject to take a little... nap. Meaning losing her soul and falling unconscious? That must be the sickness Mister Arisu mentioned... The "sleeping sickness"?! Then it was you! Hmm? I have no idea to what you are referring. Nor am I interested in what that condition is called in this world. O ho ho ho. He's the one behind the sleeping sickness?! Hold it! Sakura?! Remember what Professor Shimazu said! We've got to find the cause! Well then, "adios!" We've got to follow him! Wait, Sakura. You mean Shimazu of Justice Academy? Hey! Hold the phone! Shall I pursue? My maneuverability would allow me to keep up. No, don't bother. Too many things are going wrong at once. Without backup, we'll never keep up with everything at the same time. Our only choice for now is to hurry to HQ. [the superheroes clash with the supervillain] You're coming with me, Kanda Momo. Why... why are you...? Get a hold of yourself, Momo. Her heart has been stolen by a demon. What... what should I do?! Your only choice is to fight. For her sake as well as yours! No way...! This is just the beginning, Momo. The beginning of Wonder Momo's fight. Combat... complete. No sign of further combat anywhere near. Thank you, Momo. Mr. Arisu, what now? We'll continue to the Mishima Conglomerate Building. We'll leave this mess to "HQ"... Oh, right. We're out of contact. I believe there is no other choice but to wait for assistance to be directed to this location. Always with the direct opinions. There's nothing to be done about those girls who split... I suppose you're right. W-who are you...? Who, me? O-oh... My card, if you please. Lessee. "Nakamura Hitoshi." Insurance company salaryman? You must be Berabou Man. S-so... _ordinary_. Dull, kinda. Felicia, that's rude. But he seems like a very good person. Oh my, now you're making me blush. Berabou Man, that is, Nakamura, why now? The demons are after Kanda Momo. I came to save her from that. So this "sleeping sickness" turns out to be that soul extraction the clown was mumbling about. We've never seen that type before. ...Just what the hell is going on around here anyway?... Anyway, I want info. I'd like you to come with us to HQ. Kanda Momo, that goes for you too. ...Alright. I'll see you off too. Hey, Felicia... Hey, we're mixed up in this too. Maybe we can help figure out what's going on. So we gotta go along, right? Felicia... Man. "The journey is the fellow traveler, the world is mercy, life may be easy, difficulty lies around". And all that jazz. I got a _baaad_ feeling about this, but I guess we'll just wait and see what happens. Can't cross that bridge till we come to it. Oh, and that's "difficulty lies ahead". [CHAPTER 2. GATHER, ULTRA-SUPERMEN!] {20XX A.D., In Front of the Mishima Conglomerate Building, Japan} So, this's the Mishima Concern Building, huh? Are you really sure about this rumor that Mishima Conglomerate ended up with some of "the" virus? The info came from a reliable source. ...Otherwise, no way in hell would I come to a country this dangerous. Mishima... I've heard rumors of strange doings at their Ibis Island Third Energy lab too. But those're just rumors... no telling what's behind them. Certainly nothing big enough to take my eyes off Shadowloo. Ah, that must be why you've come all this way. Right. But in any event... ...since I've got the summary files for all their Third Energy research, I doubt they'll try anything funny for a while. (... Including their boot disk...) That's all very well and good, but can't you do something about that getup of yours? I don't think you could stand out more if you tried. ...And whose fault is that? You're the one who insisted I help get things under control on that boat. ... Man, what a Donggua. Yeah, and thanks to him we got stuck dragging her along. Hey ladies, it takes two to tango. I just made the damn suggestion. Hmmm, he's got a point. ... ... ...So, remind me who we're waiting for again? I wonder where those karate guys went off to? Don't change the subject the moment you get embarrassed. We're waiting for the "Shinra" - one of Japan's Special Ops units. And those karate guys looked like they slipped off the boat same time we did. Period. I've never heard of this "Shinra" before. Can we trust them? I only know what the brass told me. ...Seems they've been around for ages, but they don't show themselves much. Like an anti-terror squad? More like "anti-occult" from what I hear. I dunno... sounds pretty sketchy to me. Speaking of which... Since we're stuck here waiting... There's a lot I want to ask you. {Meanwhile, in the President's Office, Mishima Conglomerate Building} ... You called, Mishima Heihachi? I've got a question for you. That incident at the Namco Theater. Why did you sortie the androids without telling me? They're _my_ pawns. You get no say in how I use them. You don't seem to grasp your situation here. What do you plan to do about it? Throw this poor old man out on the street? ...Hmph. I know how you think. No doubt you've got your excuses lined up already. Heh heh heh... Project "WAYA" has already entered its final phase. ...Really. Musou Battou-Ryuu... the lost techniques of the ninja. The analysis of the ancient records is complete. And my daughter will become the strongest warrior in the world! Your daughter... that android of yours? Well, you've got my hopes up. Don't let too many more masked men take you down. Grr... And don't forget _I_ took you in because of your facility with androids, Bakuda. You, who lost _everything_ in that "Shinda Fourth Ward" debacle. ... I've got a little job for you, Bakuda. ...Some rather annoying pests have come near this building. Pests? Yes... ones intent on sniffing around my conglomerate's affairs. Make them disappear. And I'll forget all about your little failure today. Who are they? You don't need to know. I'll send my androids out at once. Pardon me. (I knew that man has many enemies, but whoever's outside are probably some kind of intelligence agents...) (I don't mind a chance to gather more data... but what have they come looking for?) ...American Unified Strategic Forces, is it? I suppose they think I've got "that" virus... ...Well, that _had_ been the plan... {20XX A.D., Shibuya, Japan} So this is... Shibuya? Looks like this "Isolation City" business is for real. ... No one would have chased me this far. I hate to do this to those folks from the boat, but the last thing I need is more trouble. ...Well, let's get this over with. I haven't come this far for nothing. {Meanwhile... ???} Wh...at... is... go...ing... on... Don't be alarmed. Once we seal ourselves off from that group, the rest will be simple. Everything is well in hand. Cannot... cross... yet.... Please leave everything to me. ...What happened ten years ago will never happen again. As... you... wish... Ten years already. Ten years since that man got in my way. Ten years for my body to regenerate. Heh... but that man, that Arisu Shougo, is gone. That mistake won't happen again... not with the Arisu Clan's bloodline extinguished. {Material World... In Front of the Mishima Conglomerate Building} So, let me see if I've got this straight. You died once, used some Eastern magic, and came back from the dead? ...Meaning the virus isn't the only way to make zombies. You got it. Of course, I'm a kyon xie. Anyway, I'm not here to haunt people or anything, so you don't have to worry. That's the last thing we needed. I just hope she doesn't get in the way. So, what was a Dark Stalker, a dweller of the Infernal World, doing aboard the Spencer Lane back then? I felt immense sorcery, or "power", or whatever. There's gotta be a pretty big hole in Japan. A "hole"? Meaning what? It's like a highway between this world and another. If that's true, then all these otherworldly monster sightings all over the world... Must have come through this hole, right? Damn, this place's going to Hell in a handbasket. You can have the monsters from God knows where. I'm sticking to Shadowloo. ... Something wrong? Ain't it a bit too quiet around here? Now that you mention it... ...! W-what the?! What, a trap?! Set by who?! Dunno! Mishima, Shadowloo, those guys we fought on the boat... Maybe none of them. First time we've seen these bad guys. Damn it all! Well, let's rock and roll! [one plus one equals...] Two down. But man, these things sure don't look like robots. Bruce, who do you think we're up against? I mean, how many people have the technology to build high-end battle bots like these? Ever heard the phrase "Made in Japan"? They do look pretty goofy though. Hah hah hah... American Special Forces, huh? You've got some nerve waving those guns around in Japan. Who're you? You look human enough, but what's with the get-up? Trying to start your own fashion craze? Is that some American attempt at humor? I'm not laughing. That looks like some kind of protector to me. Bruce, can you get serious a minute? I thought I _was_ serious. Jeez, guess I should be glad he understands me at all. If the other person wishes you ill, the words between you don't matter. Answer me. Why are you after us? What do you want? I'm after you because I was ordered to. What I want is you all dead. That's all. How... concise. [hair gel karate guy to the rescue] I'm more interested in who gave those orders. It's him! One of those karate masters from the Spencer Lane, right? What...? Who're you?! ...Kazama Jin. Wasn't it Mishima Heihachi who gave the order? Who knows. The first rule of business is protecting your clients' interests. (Kazama? Hmph, figures.) ... (We meet again, and right at Mishima Heihachi's gates. This can't be coincidence.) (Kazama Jin... If the files're right, he's Mishima Heihachi's son, Mishima Kazuya's...) Hey, isn't he the guy Zabel latched on to? Sorry bout this, karate master. Looks like we keep bumping into each other. Don't worry about it. ...I'm just fighting for my cause. Let's do it! [Chinese folks meet Japanese robots] What's a "robot" again? A mechanical doll. Wow, first ghouls, now machines. We sure get to fight a lot of nifty stuff. That's certainly easy for you to say. [Bruce and Regina face the robots] Robot warriors, huh? Fix their appearance and they might just cut it in the army. We'd be pretty obsolete if that happens. Well, that'd suck. Guess we'd better show them who's boss, huh? [the gang's all here] Oooh, there they are! Sorry 'bout the wait! Been here long? Um, I don't think we can be that calm now. The previous combat data matches some of the people here. So it would seem. Enemy reinforcements? Nope, looks like they're on our side. They told me to look for that loud red jacket. You must be Bruce Maxwell from the American Unified Strategic Forces. That's me. And you must be the Shinra agents. You must be one helluva outfit. I can't figure out how they put your team together at all. So, we're not _all_ Shinra members. The members are me and the pipsqueak here. The others... I'll tell you about later. Otherwise we'll be here all day. Aiya! Felicia?! Nya? What're you doing here?! Friend of yours? Yeah. We're both Dark Stalkers. Look, I'm a kyon xie, not a Dark Stalker. Dark Stalker? You mean, Felicia isn't human?! (Great, the cat's out of the bag.) Look, this is getting messy. I like things simple. I believe our problems are larger than yours. ... ... I see... They know each other, but something's different about them. A black masked man, huh? King...? I knew someone like that... once. Was that... your master? Yeah. He's not with us anymore. Long time no see, Berabou Man. Or should I say, Nakamura Hitoshi? I don't think I like that, coming from another salaryman. Planning on making the same mistake twice, Tajima? "Mistake"? It was an "experiment", Nakamura. Where is Professor Bakuda? Can't say I'm afraid. I bet you can't. Glad we understand each other. [superheros and robots clash] Looks like the Bakuda Army are putting things back together quite nicely. But didn't you destroy all of them?! Well, the ringleader eluded my grasp. It seems this is the price for that failure. (Professor Bakuda... Surely he couldn't have done this without someone big footing the bill...) [felines versus evil masked man] That black mask makes you a Heel, does it? What're you getting at? You'd better not disgrace it. That's all. What...? (So King _is_ still thinking of his master...) [good versus evil] There _is_ something familiar about him! Mister Berabou! Isn't this the man from the Shinda Fourth Ward-? He is. He possesses the Ultra Transformation Ability, but has sided with Professor Bakuda's evil army. Good and evil isn't about what group you're with. That's just part of doing business. Isn't that right, Nakamura? Quite correct, Tajima. Regardless of my personal interests, I have no intention of stopping this battle! [Black Berabou goes down] So, this's what I get for my first battle back? Are you going to flee?! That's not fair! Not fair? Say that I know when to retreat. Tajima... We'll meet again, Nakamura. Or should I say, Berabou Man. This battle's just begun. ... Wait. There's something I want to ask you. Not you again. ...I've got nothing to say to you. Wait! I'm not letting you get away! H-hold the phone! Too late. There he goes. Kazama Jin. Who was he, anyway? ... Well, all's well that ends well. Too bad we lost someone along the way. At least things worked out anyway. That's strength in numbers for you! Please wait a moment. I have detected dimensional distortion. What...?! Not another Quake! Here it comes! [scary monsters arrive] What the hell are those?! Monsters! But.... Scythe-Weasels...? If it isn't a page out of Japanese lore. You're right. I remember reading about those when I was little. Right you are. And quite popular in "Isolation Cities". So what're they doing _here_?! And why so many at once? They're still the bad guys, right? So let's get them! KOS-MOS! Analysis? Unknown at present. No life readings. However, they are a different manner of being from the Gnosis. Will bullets work? Physical interaction appears possible. That's all I needed to hear. Same here. If I can kick it or throw it, I'm set. I don't know what they want with us, but... Maybe we should ask. Hey, ghoulies! What do you "haunt"?! Wow, that was _bad_. I believe that type of word-play is inappropriate under the circumstances. Great, the wind-up girl can't take a joke. Anyway, there's no point asking what they want. What they want is to pick a fight. Augh...?! Hmm? Hey! Reiji...? I-I'm all right. Let's do it. [Leilei faces the scythe-weasels] I can't believe they've got knives in both hands! How stupid can these monsters get?! I don't think you're in a position to talk. Well, these're my claws. That means I got nature on my side. [KOS-MOS springs into action] Beginning battle to collect information. [Reiji is troubled by the bad guys] ... What's going on, Reiji? Isn't that scar a good ten years old? If I kept track of how long ago I got every little scar, I'd be old and gray. Look, these are some low-life Scythe-Weasels. Let's just take them down fast. ... (More than the pain... there's something else... What is it?) [more rumbling] Hey Reiji, have you noticed yet? Something's not normal about them. They're looking for something. ... Reiji... what the heck's bothering you?! Those chronic spasms again? ...Nothing's bothering me. And those spasms hit my stomach. (The scar...? ...That was ten years ago...) Um, Mister Arisu? Is something wrong? I've been wondering about that gaudy scar on your head. Don't tell me it opened up during battle?! I've got coagulants. I am unable to detect any bleeding. ....I'm fine. The enemy's not gone yet... worry about them, not me. [bigger bad guys appear] New enemies?! They have no designation, but appear structurally similar to the life forms designated "Scythe-Weasels". Making them enemy reinforcements. Whoa! A blue cow and a... red horse! Reiji! Check them out! They... that can't be! [Ooh, someone from the opening movie!] I wondered where on Earth you had wandered off to... Imagine finding you playing here. A woman!? Whoa, awesome! W-what is? You lot, why don't you head on home? They followed her orders...? Are you one of them?! It's you...! O-ho! So they came here because they found you. Long time no see, little one. Looks like _everything_ about you's as small as ever. Mind your own business, okay? It's not like busting out everywhere makes you all that hot either. ... The same red jacket... Ahhh, I get it. That boy must be your new partner. Heh heh... and _quite_ the stud, too. ... (Ten years, huh... Looks like she hasn't figured out about Reiji yet.) Hey, are you a Dark Stalker? It's like she is, and kinda isn't too. Who knows. We should have a nice long chat next time, little ladies. If I don't hurry now, I'll be late for my date. Don't be ridiculous! It's been ten whole years! What're you doing here now?! Oh, you'll find out soon. Well everyone, take care of yourselves... Hold it. Hmm? What is it, boy? Your date's at Shinra HQ, right? ...! ... Oooh, now don't come and peek. There'll be a wonderful man and a very dangerous date. A man from Shadowloo named Vega. Did you say "Shadowloo"? And what've they got to do with you?! Who knows? Anyway, that's all for today. Later... Yeah. We'll see each other again. I'll be looking forward to it. You look pretty pale, boy. Better get that looked at. W-what was that woman here for? ...She sounded like a real slut... (Is the pot calling the kettle black here...?) ... Reiji... that was... Arisu Reiji... do you know her? Oh, you know. She's only the person who killed my parents. HUH?!? Reiji, stay cool. ....I know how you feel, but... Xiaomu, don't look like that. It's not like you. We're headed to HQ in Roppongi, on the double. Hold it. I don't know who she was, but she's clearly leading you on. Yeah... way too obvious. Dropping keywords like that doesn't just happen. Oh, that woman likes to hear herself talk. I know... I _remember_ that well. ... What's her relation to you? This "killed your parents" business doesn't sound good. I said what I meant. ...Bruce, I've got an emergency here. I'm gonna have to handle the Unified Strategic Forces investigation later. ...Understood. We'll act and judge on our own for now. Huh?! You're not gonna help?! With what? That woman we know nothing about and her pet goon squad? They're nothing to do with us. ... ...That said, the Shadowloo bit bugs me. Wouldn't you agree, Fongling? Hmm... I suppose you're right. We needed to do some checking in Roppongi anyway. Great, a philanthropist. Hey, I'm the donggua, remember? We're coming along as far as HQ too, right? And we're seeing you get there safe, right? Of course we are! I wouldn't want to be left alone either. We're coming too, Mister Arisu. Okay, do as you please. ...But I can't guarantee your safety. I believe everyone here has spoken from an understanding of that fact. Good grief. Okay, fine. Shall we? ... (Reiji... I wanted you to have peace. But I sort of... knew this day would come.) (And I... I may have to tell you the truth...) Is something wrong? This doesn't seem... like you... Huh? No way. Check it out. I'm as pumped up as always! Bring it on whenever, wherever! The enemy have already dispersed. Given our destination is already decided, I believe that statement is inappropriate. Go and ruin my mood why don'tcha! Little miss killjoy robot! [CHAPTER 3. BLAZE! JUSTICE ACADEMY] {20XX A.D., Shibuya, Tokyo} "Designated Isolation City". Is this true? There seems to be faint distortion in the air. Besides... can you feel this "energy"...? ...Yes. "Sorcery", is it not? Sorcery, you say? ...Lately, malicious spirits have run rampant across the entire globe. Malicious spirits... meaning "they who disorder the world of man"? Indeed. I presume this is the spot with the greatest amount of sorcery. ...I have fulfilled my half of the bargain. Now it is time for you to fulfill yours, and tell me the truth. The truth? What we just discussed is all of it. ...The distant future... the future you claim you time slipped from. Do you expect me to believe such nonsense? "Time slip" - that is, time-space travel. Labeling my words as "nonsense" is your prerogative. But do you actually believe that a man claiming the Bushin-Ryuu would lie in that fashion? ... That you and I met in that place called "Metro City" is somehow fated. Is it not that realization that prompted you to lead me here? It is as you say. Quantities of sorcery never before seen. A rash of unsolved incidents. And visitors from other worlds through this "time slip" you speak of. Too many anomalies... and not enough information. At this moment, my allies are elsewhere, gathering information. They are on an isolated island called "Ibis". Have you heard of it? Ibis Island.... there was once a major accident on that island, somehow connected with research on a certain energy source. Energy source? All details are unknown. Or rather, have never been made public. That much is certain. It may well be worth the look. A truly infamous locale, then. I have no choice but to await contact from my captain. However... are there any other places one might go for information? It is a bit of a journey, but there is no place better. ...? The home of the Giwano-Ryuu. Though of a different school than our Bushin-Ryuu, they too bear the ancient blood of the ninja into present days. Their means of information should avail us. ...So, their location? ...Kiin Village, the Justice Private Academy. A house of learning. {Infernal World... Tower of Druaga, 59th Floor} Joker... you seem to be having all kinds of trouble. Goodness me, ho